Starting Day One

So I just came back from my 'run'. That went well. Because of the neighborhood we live in my parents require me to take one of our dogs with us if I go walking or running. I chose our four year old Bluetick, thinking that she, while being out of shape, actually likes to run and is young enough to keep up. About a 1/4 mile in (maybe) she tangles the leash not only around one of her legs but all four of them and her neck. Lovely, right? After stopping to untangle her, I decide to start running again. She decides we're going for a leisurely stroll, stopping to smell everything for 20 minutes before moving on. I compromise by speed walking for 2 1/2 miles. I've just started and all ready even my dog is trying to sabotage me. I woke up and my mother tried to make me eat a huge breakfast consisting of eggs, biscuits, gravy, waffles, hash brown casserole, and a pumpkin spice latte (soo good but so bad for you). I told her I didnt like to eat before I ran, and not to make me any of that except a bit of casserole that I'd eat later. After I got home from my failed run, I decided I'd have 1/2 of my hour now and 1/2 at dinner (cheating I know, but I'm weak. Sue me). I ate 480 calories of waffle, casserole, jalapeño (did I spell that right?) Cheetos, V8 splash, baby belle cheese and cake. It would have been 290, except I apparently got my period (Depo had stopped that, don't know what's going on) and decided I needed cake. At least I didn't binge. Not truly. But damn you Paula Dean and your gooey butter cake. It's a cake maybe 6 inches long, and half of the damn cake is 380 calories. I settled for 1/4. Damn you :/